The last time I went out to eat with someone, I passed out in an immaculate white dress, had a bridal veil, my lipstick smeared and was looking a mess.
I was wearing a wedding ring & not remembering a thing. A total blackout.
I kept that ring safe til Santa came to claim what was his.
Then he was sentenced to life in jail and sued by kids worldwide for forgetting their gifts on Christmasmas day.
Omg, I met Santa for real and we got married!!!😱
But now I’m in need of a lawyer & divorce urgently please!!😣
Merry Christmas to all, lots of love, Idealize…
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